"ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
02/15/2014 at 03:05 • Filed to: pointless bullshit
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"ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
02/15/2014 at 03:05 • Filed to: pointless bullshit | 1
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But: you can choose what to take with you.
Limitedly, that is.
You've just crashed your airplane on a Pacific tropical island. It is three miles long, has lots of vegetation and a hill in the middle. There is no hope of rescue in the foreseeable future.
However, you can choose two (2) items and one (1) member of your family to accompany you on your adventure.
Go.
MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> ptak appreciates old racecars
02/15/2014 at 03:13 |
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I'll take a cell phone, a bag of Doritos and my puppy Rusty.
I'll chill with my dog eating Doritos while I wait to be rescued.
Leadbull
> ptak appreciates old racecars
02/15/2014 at 03:22 |
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Item #1: a satellite phone
Item #2: a Swiss
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Family member: my dog
Singhjr96
> MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
02/15/2014 at 03:24 |
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this will kept you fed a while.
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MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> Singhjr96
02/15/2014 at 03:26 |
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I need that. Where do they sell those?
911e46z06
> ptak appreciates old racecars
02/15/2014 at 03:57 |
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Brother, cuz he's a doctor and I can kick his ass if I have to resort to cannibalism. Gerber Gator machete/saw. And some fishin' gear.
Since we walked away from the plane wreck, there should be plenty to scavenge. We have a battery to start a fire, plenty of wire for cordage, seat cushions to sleep on, and scrap metal to make shelter and tools and such.
We should be good for a while.
PatBateman
> ptak appreciates old racecars
02/15/2014 at 04:00 |
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Breitling Emergency Beacon watch.
A bag with champaign and Caviar
My 12th cousin 8 times removed, Kate Upton.
Once_upon_a_pvt
> ptak appreciates old racecars
02/15/2014 at 04:48 |
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I'de take the wife and we each get a lamp from Alladin with a genie in it. Then I wish for a house, a billion dollars and WiFi. She wishes for unlimited food, a boat, and a laptop.
Now we have a livable private island, and can order shit from wherever to be delivered, invest the billion on the internet and live off interest. Also pave the island because racetrack.
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ptak appreciates old racecars
> Leadbull
02/15/2014 at 04:59 |
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Very similar to what I'd choose.
p71donutmobile
> ptak appreciates old racecars
02/15/2014 at 06:45 |
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i would bring An amphicar! and extra gas can fir the family meneber i would bring my wife because I always wanted to try that in one of those!
Mercedes Streeter
> ptak appreciates old racecars
02/15/2014 at 09:53 |
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My smart (which in this scenario would be conveniently lifted and equipped with off-road tyres), a satellite phone, and my girlfriend. Sorry mum...
thebigbossyboss
> ptak appreciates old racecars
02/15/2014 at 10:59 |
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Item #1 Subaru Brat.
Item # 2 Gasoline
Family Member: my outdoor survival champ brother.
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Singhjr96
> MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
02/15/2014 at 14:43 |
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No idea. I googled giant doritos bag. search that in google, there is a giant vending machine the size of a building.
I_AmDeath
> ptak appreciates old racecars
02/15/2014 at 19:29 |
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I'll take a GPS phone,A machete and no family due to no pets.
Deputy Kovacs
> ptak appreciates old racecars
03/04/2014 at 16:00 |
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A fully stocked, never ending bar. Never leaving.
therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
> ptak appreciates old racecars
03/04/2014 at 16:42 |
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Really:
1. New Plane
2. Lots of fuel
Family Member : Dog